Why are you sooooo lazy? Actually, it's because you're built for it. You're only here because your ancestors were great at doing as little as possible and eating everything in sight.
Climb up the mountain with 15 moves, then back down with 15 more and finish off with a 2-minute drill. Add it all up and it's a Dirty 30 (or something, I don't do math). Grab some light to medium dumbbells and let's hit it.
Are social situations a chance to meet new people and hear new ideas, or are they utter torture that you dread for weeks in advance? Do you look forward to chatting with new people, or would you rather poke your eyes out?